Hey Bear Down
I have rescued two friends lives when they fell through the ice when we were kids. I tried to stop a guy from stabbing my girlfriend and lost a kidney, and a girlfriend. I own a restaurant/bar in Clearwater, Florida that makes probably the best supreme nachos in the country. Seriously even Brent Mussberger had them once and said I was a cool guy for making them. I play the Bear games on my satelite package every weekend and people love me for it because I get crazy and I don’t care. And you should see all the girls that come for my Bears party, so many of them have huge tits. It’s great. And kids come too, I rent a jumpy house for the parents who like to drink and watch football at bars, and they think I’m the coolest for doing it. My question is this, why do they keep wearing different jerseys every game like those orange ones this week against Cleveland? I have my blue Dave Duerson jersey and that’s all I’m ever going to buy. It was signed by Dave Duerson himself when I met him at the Bally’s in River North when I lived in Chicago. He said I was a cool guy and should have played football cause i’m a pretty big dude. But I can’t get too winded because I have a bullet lodged near my heart.
Tony from Clearwater
Where’s the bar Tony? My wife and I are super Bear fans. We would like to eat and enjoy the game at your place. Thanks, JERRY