Dear Bear Down
I am a lifelong Bear fan and have seen many coaches come and go. That’s my point, all coaches are temporary and fans are forever. That said, it’s time for Ron Turner to pack his bags and move back to Dumb-assville. He’s probably got one bag to pack, and it ain’t filled with smart offensive plays. I am so sick of his play calling. If I see Garret Wolfe run between the tackles one more time I’m going to barf up my beef and sausage combo. Stop running up the fucking middle jerk wad, throw the ball. After that I’m sick of that stupid “screen to Hester loss of one on the play” play. Everyone knows it’s coming and there are no extra yards to be had when the linebacker and cornerback are already inside his jock. I hate Ron Turners offensive game plans, becasue they don’t fool anyone. If you can’t score in four downs from inside the two on the Cleveland Browns then let’s shake things up and get more Ron Turner than Ron Turner and do four quarterback sneaks in a row on every series. Ron Turner equals fucking moron.
Sincerely
Brian from Rolling Meadows
