Chalk a win up at week 3
We beat the birdies by the sea
But lost another MLB
Now this may sound like an accusation
But their jerseys are an abomination
Borrowed from streets and sanitation
I just do not see the use
Of begging for assured abuse
By suiting your team up in charteuse
My advice to you, Seattle
Before you plan your next week’s battle
Is burn them uni’s without dilly daddle
